Memperkenalkan, Minah Gelek Badan Curvy (MGBC).
Peminat tegar Beyonce. Semua lagu Beyonce dia hafal. Even the dance moves. Tapi sayang, rupa, suara dan movements sebijik pun tak sama.
Perbualan telefon.
MGBC: Did you hear the news? Sedih tau.
Aku: What news? What sedih?
MGBC: Beyonce tak jadi datang. The concert has been postponed!
Aku: Oh yes, I've heard. In fact I tau kenapa dia cancelled the concert.
MGBC: Seriously? Why? How did you know?
Aku: Dia sedih.
MGBC: WHAT!!? For fucking serious? But why? I baca Perez Hilton and other magazines tak ada official statement lagi. Why dia tak dapat datang?
Aku: Dulu dia minat I, tapi I reject dia. Tu dia tak nak ingat kenangan lama.
MGBC: WAN, sumpah you macam babi.
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Dear, I know.
But I'm the cutest pig kan?