pemuda kini boleh menarik nafas lega sebab dia tak jadi datang.

Memperkenalkan, Minah Gelek Badan Curvy (MGBC).

Peminat tegar Beyonce. Semua lagu Beyonce dia hafal. Even the dance moves. Tapi sayang, rupa, suara dan movements sebijik pun tak sama.

Perbualan telefon.

MGBC: Did you hear the news? Sedih tau.

Aku: What news? What sedih?

MGBC: Beyonce tak jadi datang. The concert has been postponed!

Aku: Oh yes, I've heard. In fact I tau kenapa dia cancelled the concert.

MGBC: Seriously? Why? How did you know?

Aku: Dia sedih.

MGBC: WHAT!!? For fucking serious? But why? I baca Perez Hilton and other magazines tak ada official statement lagi. Why dia tak dapat datang?

Aku: Dulu dia minat I, tapi I reject dia. Tu dia tak nak ingat kenangan lama.

MGBC: WAN, sumpah you macam babi.

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Dear, I know.

But I'm the cutest pig kan?